My first rant

Iggy Pop you are such a turdbaby!! First you lend your music to cruise advertisements, then you have Sum 41 on your shit album and now you're old and shirtless flailing around at VH1's Fashion Rocks! Are you kidding me? Is this supposed to be cool because it's somehow viewed as a big "fuck you" to the establishment? This performance is as edgy and controversial as wearing Mickey Mouse ears to Knott's Berry Farm. Congrats Iggy! You aren't even as menacing as a five year old wearing LA Gears with light-up heels, or a strip mall with a Jamba Juice, or kisses from a black lab with puppy breath, or a wet fart, or a soccer mom with fake tits, or a Carson Daly monologue, or even my dad in shorts with dress socks. Give it up, dud! You look like Jennifer Aniston meets the cryptkeeper meets poo and vomit fighting over toilet space.

Watch as Gwyneth Paltrow protects herself from this ear-shattering RAW COWER.